Shopping Quotable Quotes

To break up the monotony of shoe posts, I've decided to post some funny quotes about shopping.

1.) I like my money where I can see it...in my closet.

2.) Cinderella proved that a shoe can change a life. (I'm still searching for that shoe.)

3.) Too much of a good thing can be splendid.

4.) I'm shopping to help the economy.

5.) Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to shop.

6.) The difference between men and women? When women are depressed, they go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

7.) Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.

8.) I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

9.) I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

10.) A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.